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Best you print this and the course description off if you don't want to get lost! Go to the bottom of this page and click on "printer-friendly version" for best results
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Friday 1 January 2010 |
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| 07:00? | Drag your sorry, hung-over carcass out of bed. Check the weather. Be sure to print off this agenda and the course description! |
| 08:30 | Arrive at Brockton Track, Stanley Park, Vancouver. Check-in next to the fire hydrant in front of the change rooms. |
| 08:50 | Welcome and final briefing |
| 08:55 | Photo |
| 09:00 | Start |
| 11:00 | First 25K finisher |
| 13:00 | First 50K finisher |
| 16:00 | Brunch and celebration - Mosquito Creek Grill, North Vancouver |
Despite the detailed description and warnings (e.g. If in doubt, read the directions!!), people get lost on the course every year. Consider it a rite of passage.
This is an informal, environmentally-friendly event. Be sure to print this agenda and the course description and bring them with you on the first of January as there are no flags, marshalls or other directions. (I recommend you put them in a plastic baggie, as they will otherwise surely turn to mush.) Better yet, train on the course and bring the directions.
The start and
finish is at Brockton Oval in Stanley Park in
downtown Vancouver. Follow the signs
as if you were going to the aquarium.
Just past the aquarium, take the road to
your right and follow it to Brocton Oval.
Best to park in the lot nearest the change
rooms, as that's where the start is. Note that it's pay parking.
Please print out this course description (scroll down for a printer-friendly version) and bring it with you in a plastic baggie to the start. For a satellite view of the course from data Rick Arikado downloaded from his GPS after the 2006 event please click here. Here is a map view of the current course. Thanks to Tim Wiens for the amazingly accurate waypoints.
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08:30 |
meet at Brocton Oval washrooms, just in front of the track. (Go right just after the aquarium.) |
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09:00 |
start - Brocton Oval fire hydrant - everyone together for first 20 minutes! |
00.0 |
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Stanley Park Trails. This 6.3 km section of the route is for the most part on tame dirt trails that contour the shoreline. Be sure to look up and around as you pass through the ancient old growth Douglas firs. |
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- straight along Kinglet Trail to Lumberman's Arch, pass on the left of orange concession stand and rejoin trail |
00.6 |
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- straight along trail (right at only fork) to Pipeline Road and bridge. Straight across road, then go right at the "Beaver Lake Interpretive Trail" sign and descend trail marked 'No Cycling Environmentally Sensitive' down to creek |
01.4 |
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- turn left at creek and zigzag up the creek until you reach Beaver Lake. Go right at the lake and continue along lakeside path |
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- go right at the next 2 forks. You should be back on a narrow trail that borders a small creek (North Creek Trail) |
01.9 |
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- zigzag up the creek, over a couple little bridges until trail merges into gravel access road |
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- follow gravel road straight up until you reach the paved road. (Don't go left or right at the "T"!) Cross the paved road carefully and rejoin small trail directly in front of you |
02.5 |
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- follow small trail through trees, then left on large gravel path (Avison Trail.) Continue along trail to highway bridge with lion statues, then along sidewalk to Prospect Point washrooms (first building.) |
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09:20 |
Reference Point (RP) #1 - water / washrooms at Prospect Point - faster folks can now put the hammer down |
03.1 |
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- take crosswalk opposite washrooms to regain wide gravel trail. Stay right at trail intersection then cross paved road onto gravel road that leads downhill toward water. After 50m, go right down gravel road (Siwash Rock Trail) |
03.4 |
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- continue downhill to the cliff edge, then stay left on gravel road. Follow along cliff edge through blowdown of 2006, then steeply uphill to a lover's bench. Note WW2 lookout bunker above Siwash Rock (the little island) on your right. |
04.3 |
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- turn right after the bench onto the larger gravel road and continue downhill to Third Beach washrooms and concession |
04.8 |
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- after concession stand, follow the paved road straight ahead and slightly uphill. Take small trail on your left (away from water). This will take you to a paved road crossing after about 50m. Cross road and turn right onto large trail that parallels the road. (Rawlings Trail.) |
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- follow Rawlings Trail until you come to a wooden shelter at a major trail intersection. Turn right and cross the road to Second Beach pool and concession stand |
05.9 |
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09:30 |
- at concession stand, go left and stay on paved seawall trail |
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The Sea Wall. This 13.4 km section of the route follows the ocean shore back to the woods along one of Vancouver’s most popular paths. |
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- continue along seawall to English Bay bath house (site of big polar bear swim on return leg). Fountain may be working. |
07.4 |
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- follow seawall to Burrard Bridge. Almost under bridge, cut left through Aquatic Center parking lot. Carefully cross street. Go up stairs, then turn right onto bridge. |
08.8 |
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- cross to Kitsilano on bridge sidewalk closest to English Bay |
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- at end of bridge, south of big green apartment building, turn right at the first street (Chestnut St). Note there is no sidewalk for the first bit on the east side of Chestnut. Watch for cars! Follow to Maritime Museum (big A-frame) at the end of Chestnut |
10.3 |
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- at the parking lot, go left along the upper trail past the totem pole. (20 bonus scenic meters and some stairs if you take the oceanside trail.) |
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10:00 |
RP #2 - water / washrooms at Kitsilano Beach (junk food is 2 blocks east at Mac's Milk - Maple Avenue at Cornwall and Starbucks is across the street at Yew and Cornwall) |
11.2 |
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- continue along trail near to water past Kits Pool, then take paved trail past Kitsilano Yacht Club where it turns into dirt path. At end of path, take concrete stairs up to street and run up one short block to Point Grey Road |
11.9 |
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- go right on Point Grey Road. Stay on sidewalk 7 blocks to Alma Street then straight along beach past Vancouver Yacht Club. At Jericho Beach parking lot zig left, then right onto bike path. |
14.1 |
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- continue along path to left of Jehrico Sailing Club. (10 bonus meters if you take scenic oceanside path in the sand.) Pass to the left of the concession and water fountain at Locarno Beach, then enjoy the refreshing breeze off the beach. |
15.5 |
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10:30 |
RP #3 - water / washrooms at Spanish Banks ( !!! small detour from previous years due to trail work. Continue 500m past last concession stand to end of parking lot !!! Look for Kristin from Kintec who may have a little aid station set up. ) |
16.7 |
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Pacific Spirit Park. This 7.7 km section to the turnaround is on dirt trails that range from rooty and muddy to wheelchair-accessible. |
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- at then end of the parking lot, look both ways before you cross the paved road into a ravine. Go right and uphill on the trail. |
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- take Admirality Trail west parallel to beach along the escarpment to the end |
18.6 |
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- go left (south) on Salish Trail. There's a long, tough uphill. Go past school on left to Chancellor Blvd. Cross street and reenter Salish Trail directly opposite |
19.5 |
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- continue along Salish Trail past UBC golf course (on left) to University Blvd. Cross street and take Cleveland Trail (the one on the left, nearest the golf course) |
20.7 |
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- continue straight on Cleveland Trail to the park offices (some trailers) at 16th Avenue. |
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11:00 |
RP #4 – Park office. Water / washrooms |
21.5 |
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- Cross street and turn right (toward UBC) following trail next to woods. Rejoin Salish Trail on left after about 400m |
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- continue along Salish to t-intersection (Powerline trail.) This is where a lot of folks get lost. Turn left and go 125m uphill |
23.7 |
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- rejoin Salish trail on right, then continue on Salish to junction with Clinton trail and a clearing with a garbage can and wooden bench. Go right, then left and along trail next to the paved roadway (SW Marine Drive). |
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- continue about 700m parallel to road to the park sign (Southwest Marine Drive, Comosun Street and 41st Avenue.) |
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11:15 |
Half Way - RP #5 - Southwest Marine/41st/Comosun. This is a good place to have someone meet you if it's your first 50K |
25.9 |
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- follow larger path back to the smaller trail and go right to the clearing with garbage can and bench. Take large trail on left (Salish) to Powerline Trail. Turn left. |
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- follow Powerline 120m, then turn right onto Salish Trail. Stay on Salish until you get to 16th Avenue |
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- go right approx. 300m on trail parallel to road next to the woods. Cross street to park office |
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11:30 |
RP #4 - water / washrooms at park office. |
30.3 |
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- run straight along Cleveland Trail to University Blvd. Cross the street carefully. Regain Salish Trail at the corner of the golf course (diagonal to left) |
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- at major trail intersection keep running straight. At Chancellor Blvd., cross street and regain Salish Trail at far left of the school |
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- descend long hill to bottom, right onto Admirality Trail before you get to the street |
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- follow Admirality Trail back along escarpment to the bottom of the first ravine. Turn left and cross the paved road back to the beach and right on bike path |
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11:50 |
RP #3 - water / washrooms at Spanish Banks |
35.0 |
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The Sea Wall. This 10 km section of the route follows the ocean shore back to the Stanley Park. Yes, that’s it way off in the distance! |
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- retrace steps along bike path then straight along Point Grey Road until at curves to the left at Bayswater, up little hill and left at Trafalgar Street to beach. Descend stairs, turn right and follow beach trail to Kits Beach |
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12:40 |
RP #2 - water / washrooms at Kits Beach |
40.5 |
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- retrace steps around Kits Point. At the A-frame (Marine Museum), go right after the totem pole, angle left and turn right onto Chestnut Street. At the corner of Cornwall (big green apartment) go left and onto the Burrard Bridge |
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- At far end of bridge, go down stairs on left. Cross road. Go toward ocean through parking lot. Turn right onto paved seawall path. |
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- pass gathering crowd of polar bear swimmers at Sunset Beach. If the crowd is too thick, take the upper bike path |
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- past the crowds, return to seawall and follow to Second Beach concession. (Washroom, fountain may be working.) At the concession, turn right. (Do not go back through the park unless you want to add a couple of km and maybe get lost!) |
45.6 |
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- Cross road at crosswalk when it is safe. Continue straight (east) on path that parallels a little river then contours north side of Lost Lagoon. When you almost reach the tall buildings, go left through the pedestrian tunnel, then left again at the seawall. |
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- follow the seawall path with the ocean and the city skyline to your right. Pass the big white rowing club, yacht club and Deadman's Island. Pass the totem poles and say "Hi" to the statue of Harry Jerome breaking the tape. You should be able to smell the barn! |
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- pass under the white and red lighthouse. The Brocton Oval track should soon be in view in the distance on your left. Look for a short staircase from water with a paved road directly opposite. Go left and carefully cross the road. (Note: if you reach the mermaid statue in the water, go back!) |
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- Zone in on the fire hydrant and sprint! |
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13:45 |
finish - Brockton Oval fire hydrant. Kiss it! You're done. |
50.0 |
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- now run 100m back to the beach and jump in Burrard Inlet or someone might call you a wimp. You will need to get the plastic entry card to enter the change rooms. If showers at the track are not warm or they are closed, call Vancouver Parks and Rec at 604-257-8400 to complain. |
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15:30 - |
celebrate – Mosquito Creek Grill – Westview Mall at Westview Drive and Highway #1, North Vancouver (604-983-3083). We have about 50 seats reserved together until 4:30, after that they will open the area to general seating. Friends are welcome, but under 19 not allowed. (Sorry. Stupid BC liquor laws don't permit.) Free pint for runners and crew! |
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How time flies... it seems like only yesterday that I hosted the first Vancouver Fat Ass 50.
Some years were better for record keeping than others, so my apologies in advance if your name is missing. I'm very interested in getting photos and starter info for those missing years, so please contact me (click on my name below) if you can help.
Ean Jackson
Host of the Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50 and Freeze Your Fat Ass Swim

1 January 2010 - 106 Starters
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~Mark Twain
Like many running friends, I have managed to accomplish many running goals because I established goals in the first place. Getting those running goals out in front of each other while doing something we love was what I had in mind when I loosely organized the first Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50 in 1994.
Straight up, I also needed to get out of the house and move a bit. I figured that by picking a stupid run distance, for a day that has the worst weather in the year, on a day when most friends have the least amount of sleep and are the most hung-over, I'd find an equally stupid friend to run with and earn bragging rights. I was shocked and amazed that New Year's day 17 years ago when 10 friends showed up.
With the weather forecast calling for record rainfalls on the first day of the second decade of the second millennium, I was even more shocked an amazed that 106 running friends should show up for this bizarre resolution run. It was a record-breaking year in many ways.
First, and most obviously, the weather. It rained at the start. It rained at the finish. It rained the whole freaking day. I've experienced torrential downpours in Singapore, but during this lifetime of running, I've never experienced the type of cloudburst Des and I ran through as we approached the home stretch at Second Beach. Even the ducks headed for cover!
Second, the turnout. I accepted 116 sign-ups for this free resolution run assuming that at least 20% would roll over on the morning-of, hit the alarm button and go back to sleep. An unbelievable 106 showed up from all over North America.
Third, the times and distances. Several new world records were established. Tim Wiens earned the "Double Bagger" award and bragging rights for becoming the first person in the history of the world to run the 50K course twice. Congrats, Tim, for setting the high bar at 10:48... and not even puking once! First Dave Papineau, then Sammy Lotfi-Pour broke the record of longest swim. Sammy earned the "Numb Nuts" award for spending 16 1/2 minutes in the icy Pacific, and is apparently still looking for his boys. This is a run, not a race, but the fact that four (4) men broke the previous speed record deserves mention. Congrats to Dave Papineau for his record time of 3:51.
Fourth, the smiles. A confession: I don't love to run in the rain. Did I mention it rained all night on New Year's eve? I had nightmares of running 50K in the rain and didn't sleep a wink. I was in a less-than-ideal frame of mind when my nightmares became reality. However, everyone I spoke to before and during the run told me they either enjoyed the rain, preferred it to the snow of last year or didn't even notice it was raining. Despite the rain and the wind, the pavement and the mud, the very challenging distance and all of the other physical and mental hardship, everyone I spoke to during the run was either smiling or outright beaming.
Ran Katzman barely made it to the start after a long flight from Israel. Ran ran the 50K in a great time but almost fell asleep at the wheel, so opted for bed and felt bad for missing the finisher party. Gary Robbins ran 10K to the start, broke his own record for the 50K and ran home. Robbins felt bad for missing the swim for the first time. Glenn Pace was injured, but still came out and ran the first 500m with his pooch, then drove out to several points along the course to encourage the other runners. Pace felt bad for not being able to keep his streak of 50Ks on New Year's Day alive. David Crerar ran the last marathon of 2009 on New Year's eve and a 50K on New Year's Day. Crerar just felt bad all over the next day!
A great big "Thank you" to the Kintec crew. Kirsten, for the second year in a row, thank you for standing out on Spanish Banks in the cold to host the aid station. I'm sorry your car broke down on New Year's eve and that you had to scramble and bum a ride to even get there with all of the goodies. Graham, thanks for the recognition prizes. Ryne, congrats on being one of the 4 participants to break 4 hours this year. Thanks, also, to Trail Runner Magazine for the prizes and to Kelly and Lucie at the Mosquito Creek Grill for the free celebratory pint at the finisher party!
To Sibylle Tinsel, Manager of Club Fat Ass, thank you for all of the help with the event website and other aspects of organizing this run. Club Fat Ass is the best running club in the world and you make it run. Congrats, as well, on overcoming your injuries and completing the 50K.
This was my 100th ultramarathon. Thank you for celebrating it with me.
Whatever your distance you ran or time you finished in, congrats to you for your accomplishment and my sincerest best wishes to you for a happy, healthy and prosperous 2010!
Ean Jackson
Host of the Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50K Run
and Freeze Your Fat Ass Swim
New Years Fitness Resolutions
Too late to get into the contest for 2010, but never too late to make them!
Results
Preliminary results are posted below. If I don't have your time/distance or have either recorded incorrectly, please email me.
Photos
Did you or yours take any photos? If so, please share them on Flickr. Add to the CFA Flickr group and tag them with VancouverNewYearsDayFatAss50 VancouverNewYearsDayFatAss502010 VancouverNewYearsDayFatAss ClubFatAssEvents ClubFatAssEvent2010
Click on the start/finish line (the fire hydrant, silly!) for a slideshow of photos and entertaining little videos shared so far:
Video:
Post Event Survey. Please give me your feedback via this brief survey:
http://www.clubfatass.com/events/VancouverNewYear/posteventsurvey
I'd love to see you add your story either via the comment function below or through a post on your CFA blog. (If you use your blog, I'll attach it to this page)
Keith Nichol kindly supplied the GPS readings from his Garmin at http://connect.garmin.com/
| First Name | Last Name | City | Event | Points | Time | Comments | |
| Tim | Wiens | Vancouver | 100km | 2 | 10:48 | 50km 4:43 | |
| David | Papineau | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 3:51:51 | Course Record | |
| Hassan | Lotfi-Pour | North Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 3:55:11 | Swim Record = 16min | |
| Ryne | Melcher | North Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 3:55:11 | ||
| Gary | Robbins | North Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 3:59:55 | ||
| Ryan | Conroy | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 4:12 | ||
| Brooke | Spence | North Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 4:15:37 | First Woman | |
| Mike | Palichuk | Langley | 50km | 2 | 4:16 | ||
| Dario | Herrera | New Westminster | 50km | 2 | 4:19 | ||
| Chris | Benn | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 4:21 | ||
| Michel | Richard | Chilliwack | 50km | 2 | 4:26 | PB | |
| Bob | Hermanutz | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 4:29 | PB | |
| Ross | Fleming | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 4:42:05 | ||
| Carolyn | Goluza | North Vancouver | 50km | 1 | 4:43 | ||
| Ran | Katzman | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 4:52 | Swim | |
| Kate | Burrage | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 4:56 | ||
| Jackie | Muir | Vancouver | 50km | 1 | 4:58: 49 | ||
| Wade | Repta | Vancouver | 50km | 1 | 4:58: 49 | ||
| John | Seed | maple ridge B.C. | 50km | 2 | 4:48: 49 | ||
| Mike | Kuiack | 802-1200 Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 4:59:57 | ||
| Angela | Cullen | Port Coquitlam | 50km | 2 | 5:02 | ||
| Debbie | Suzuki | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 5:02 | ||
| ryan | keefe | coquitlam | 50km | 2 | 5:05 | ||
| suyin | lum min | winnipeg | 50km | 2 | 5:10 | ||
| John | Neels | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 5:10 | ||
| Heather | Urquhart | North Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 5:13 | ||
| Kerry | Ward | N. Vancouver | 50km | 1 | 5:13 | ||
| Phil | Hughes | Port Coquitlam | 50km | 1 | 5:15 | ***Membership Due | |
| David | Crerar | North Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 5:24 | ||
| Lisa | Richardson | Port Moody | 50km | 2 | 5:24 | ||
| Neil | Ambrose | Maple Ridge | 50km | 2 | 5:25 | ||
| Chris | La Rose | Vancouver | 50km | 2+1* | 5:28 | ||
| Ray | Levasseur | Vancouver | 50km | 2+1* | 5:35 | ||
| Rick | Arikado | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 5:38 | ||
| Desmond | Mott | north vancouver | 50km | 2+1* | 5:38 | ||
| Ean | Jackson | North Vancouver | 50km | 2+2**+1* | 5:38 | Swim | |
| scott | donatelli | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 5:40 | Swim | |
| ken | legg | North Van | 50km | 2 | 5:49 | ||
| Anh | Vuong | Vancouver | 50km | 2+1 | 5:49 | ||
| Kirsten | Ramage | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 5:49:55 | ||
| Karl | Jensen | North Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 5:49:55 | ||
| Keith | Nichol | Vancouver | 50km | 2+1* | 6:00 | ||
| Jonathan | Weresch | Vancouver | 50km | 2+1* | 6:01 | Swim | |
| eric | stacey | delta | 50km | 1 | 6:03 | ||
| celina | coombs | delta | 50km | 1 | 6:03 | ||
| John | Machray | North Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 6:10 | ||
| Lori | Clerkson | Port Coquitlam | 50km | 2 | 6:15 | ||
| Gord | Lord | Coquitlam | 50km | 2 | 6:15 | Swim | |
| Duncan | McRae | Port Moody | 50km | 2 | 6:15 | ||
| Don | Murray | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | 6:15 | ||
| Steven | Lowe | Coquitlam | 50km | 2 | 6:15 | Swim | |
| Herb | Yang | Coquitlam | 50km | 2 | 6:15 | ||
| Carie | Moran | Port Coquitlam | 50km | 2 | 6:16 | ||
| Rachel Tanya | Fouladi | Burnaby | 50km | 2 | 6:30:45 | Dip | |
| Sibylle | Tinsel | North Vancouver | 50km | 2+1* | 6:30:45 | Swim | |
| Anthony | Yung | Vancouver | 50km | 1 | 6:30:45 | Swim | |
| ronald | ness | north vancouver | 50km | 2 | 6:55 | ||
| Rod | Hatful | North Vancouver | 50km | 1 | ? | ||
| Chad | Hyson | Vancouver | 50km | 2 | ? | ||
| Suzanne | Johnson | North Vancouver | 50km | 1 | ? | ||
| Lucy | Ryan | Coquitlam | 50km | 2 | ? | ||
| Christina | Sanders | maple ridge | 16km | 2 | 1:30 | ||
| Rainy | Kent | Burnaby | 49km | 1 | 5:22 | Swim | |
| Bob | Brough | North Vancouver | 48km | 1 | 5:48 | ||
| Craig | Moore | Lynn Valley, North Vancouver | 45km | 2+1* | 6:15 | ||
| Rhonda | Gallant | Port Moody | 40km | 2 | 4:00 | ||
| Stephen | Blyth | N Vancouver | 35.5km | 1 | 4:05 hrs. | ||
| Jude | Ultra | Surrey | 34km | 1 | 4:05 | ||
| Lara | Seguin | Vancouver | 34km? | 2 | ? | ||
| Sarah | Weinkam | Port Coquitlam | 32km | 2 | 3:20 | ||
| Scott | Brammer | Whistler | 32km | 2 | 3:30 | ||
| Stephen | Parslow | Vancouver | 30km | 2 | 2:48 | ||
| Rea | Blyth | N Vancouver | 30km | 1 | 3:20 | ||
| Sarah | Gallazin | Vancouver | 30km | 2 | 3:28 | ||
| John | Little | Vancouver | 30km | 2 | 3:28 | ||
| Sukhi | Pawa | Vancouver | 29km | 1 | 2:40 | ||
| Penny | Jakobsen | North Vancouver | 27km | 1 | 3:14 | ||
| Rob | Smith | North Van | 25km | 2 | 2:13 | ||
| Bradley | Jones | Vancouver | 25km | 2 | 2:15 | ||
| Hileray | Shackelford | Burnaby | 25km | 1 | 2:15 | ||
| Doug | McConnell | Vancouver | 25km | 1 | 2:28:22 | ||
| Ron | Adams | North Vancouver, BC | 25km | 2 | 2:52:15 | ||
| Edward | Sargisson | VANCOUVER | 25km | 2 | 3:21 | ||
| Lara | Taylor | North Vancouver | 25km | 2 | 3:21 | ||
| Anna | Tarnowski | North Vancouver | 25km | 2 | 4:27 | Swim | |
| Dan | Daoust | Coquitlam | 25km | 2 | ? | ||
| Joanne | Denis | North Vancouver | 25km | 2 | ? | ||
| Mark | Macrae | Coquitlam | 25km | 2 | ? | ||
| Susan | MacRae | Coquitlam | 25km | 2 | ? | ||
| Caitlin | O'Leary | Vancouver | 25km | 2 | ? | ||
| Pete | van Gaalen | Coquitlam | 25km | 2 | ? | ||
| susan | reynolds | Vancouver | 24km | 2 | 2:25 | ||
| Troy | Angrignon | Vancouver | 24km | 2 | 2:30 | ||
| Gilles | Barbeau | Vancouver | 23km | 2 | 2:38 | ||
| Reagan | White | Vancouver | 23km | 2+1* | 2:38 | ||
| Carolyn | King | Maple Ridge | 20km | 2 | 2:00 | ||
| Wendy | Montgomery | Brackendale | 20km | 2 | 2:00 | ||
| Maureen | Forrestal | Vancouver | 18km | 2 | 1:50 | ||
| Rhonda | Schuller | Vancouver | 18km | 2 | 2:09 | ||
| Arlene |
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North Vancouver | 18km | 2 | 2:09 | ||
| Kailee | Tarnowski | North Vancouver | 16km | 1 | 2:37 | ||
| Kristie | Congram | Vancouver | 12.5km | 2 | 1:52:32 | swim | |
| glenn | pace | North Vancouver | 0.5km | 1 | 0:02:45 | record for shortest run | |
| patricia | jensen | north Vancouver | 20K | 2 | ? | ||
| Baldwin | Lee | Burnaby | custom | 1 | ? | ||
| Claudia | Bullington | Richmond | Richmond Run 21km | 1 | Special Mention 2:20 | ||
| Kintec Kirsten | crew | 1**** | |||||
| Bike Dude (Ray) | crew | 1**** | |||||
| Dave | Berg | Burnaby | DNS | -1 | DNS | Did not sign in | |
| Antoine | Charras | Burnaby | DNS | -1 | DNS | Did not sign in | |
| Tim | Hill | North Vancouver | DNS | -1 | DNS | ||
| Charles | Mackey | Richmond | DNS | 2 | DNS | Did not sign in | |
| Philip | Waters | Vancouver | DNS | -1 | DNS | Did not sign in |
* bonus point (garbage point/good sportsmanship)
** Event Host Point
*** Membership status needs to be updated at www.clubfatass.com/join
**** crew point
We live in interesting times. What an interesting day it was for our little Club resolution run. We were served-up a smorgasbord of winter conditions: snow, sleet, rain, wind, ice, slush, mud, puddles, all with a little blowdown thrown in for good measure. Given that the snow was deeper than at any time during the run's history, let's call the 2009 run "The Year of the Big Snow."
Snowed-in driveways, icy roads and hangovers aside, a near record number of fat asses made it to the start. We had representatives from as far away as Toronto, Prince George and Vernon including an enthusiastic mob of 18 from snowed-in suburban Coquitlam. Despite the frozen pens and wet sign-in sheets, we managed to start skating down the trails of Stanley Park promptly at 9. (Hey Vernon, where were 'ya?)
The running may have been less sure-footed than normal as we traversed Stanley Park, but the snow and ice gave the park a surreal beauty. Funny, too, how something so familiar looks so different when blanketed in snow. Ask Baldwin, Chad and Ellie how they earned a few bonus k's by missing the turn to Second Beach!
I've been injured on and off so long, I'm becoming quite creative at finding the positive in not being able to hang with the big dogs in our Club runs. First, I get to set records for the shortest "custom" distance run in my own event. Second, I get to see a wider cross section of friends and their families and offer them encouragement in my event. Third, I get to take a lot of pictures and try my
hand at making a movie... so be sure to check the links below (as soon as they are available) to see if I managed to capture you in a moment of glory.
After checking in with runners along the way, I stopped at the Kintec aid station at Spanish Banks. Eight runners had managed to beat me there... very impressive given the conditions. Kristin and Graham were trying to stay warm against the icy wind off the ocean by pampering passing runners with goodies and encouragement. Who was the gentleman who brought the muffins and big coffee container full of hot soup?
The turnaround at Camosun and SW Marine was busy with family and friends out to cheer their runners on. While shuffling from one foot to the other to stay warm, I was entertained by trying to guess which of Bradley's 3 kids would be first to fall into the icy mud puddle. Then came the Coquitlam Crew. It was an instant party!
Fishtailing down an icy Point Grey Road, heater on high with a car full of soaked runners, we shouted encouragement to the 50K runners who still had a good 20K ahead of them. Although we were back to the start by shortly after 1:00, Ryne Melcher
had beat us and was already cracking his first celebratory ale after completing his 127th ultramarathon.
In between triumphant runners who stopped briefly to kiss the fire hydrant before heading off to the beach for a brisk dip, 4 of Vancouver's finest stopped by followed by a paddy wagon. Oh, oh... did one of our number rob a bank while out on the course? Was it the howling of the security alarm at the showers? (Honest, ossifer, I have a key!) No, "Just on our break," quoth the gendarme who, after we got to chatting, implied that he'd be signing up for our little New Years day run/swim challenge in 2010.
Speaking of the showers, how much hot water was there when you got there? Claiming to have set the record at 45 minutes last year, Gary Robbins took another run at improving his "longest under the shower" record in 2009. Not sure if he set a new record, but there was apparently quite a number of contestants in the mens' facilities this year. What goes on the trails, stays on the trails...
As always, the Mosquito Creek Grill hosted our motley post-event party in fine style by offering all finishers and crew a cool, craft ale and some warm "real" food. With thanks to Norco and Kintec, everyone who showed up also received a prize for their particular accomplishment.
On behalf of the Club, Sibylle also announced the 2008 Club recognition awards. Congrats to:
Whatever the distance you ran today, my sincerest congrats to you... and I hope that you achieve all of your New Years resolutions!
Ean Jackson
Your Club Fat Ass Event Host
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Results
* bonus point (garbage point/good sportsmanship)
** Event Host Point
*** Membership status needs to be updated at www.clubfatass.com/join
**** crew point
| First Name | Last Name | Event | Points | Time |
| Ryne | Melcher | 50km | 2 | 4:12 |
| David | Papineau | 50km | 2 | 4:17 |
| Gary | Robbins | 50km | 2 | 4:27 |
| Ellie | Greenwood | 50km + | 2 | 4:42 |
| Tim | Wiens | 50km | 2 | 4:46 |
| Mike | Palichuk | 50km | 2 | 4:49 |
| Ran | Katzman | 50km | 2 | 5:13 |
| Bob | Hermanutz | 50km | 2 | 5:38 |
| Jackie | Muir | 50km | 2 | 5:42 |
| scott | donatelli | 50km | 2 | 6:02 |
| glenn | pace | 50km | 2 | 6:03 |
| Matt | Sessions | 50km | 2 | 6:03 |
| ken | legg | 50km | 2 | 6:10 |
| David | Crerar | 50km | 2 | 6:15 |
| steven | lee | 50km | 2 | 6:15 |
| Lara | Seguin | 50km | 2 | 6:17 |
| warren | laird | 50km | 2 | 6:17 |
| Gilles | Barbeau | 50km | 2 | 6:33 |
| Kirsten | Ramage | 50km | 2 | 6:33 |
| Sarah | Konefal | 50km | 2 | 6:34 |
| Claudia | Bullington | 50km | 2 | 6:35 |
| Mark | MacRae | 50km | 2 | 6:37 |
| Angela | Spooner | 50km | 2 | 6:37 |
| Rhonda | Gallant | 50km | 2 | 6:37 |
| David | Kam | 50km | 2 | 6:37 |
| Peter | Stace-Smith | 50km | 2 | 6:37 |
| Debbie | Suzuki | 50km | 2 | 6:37 |
| Phil | Kong | 50km | 2 | 6:37 |
| Lorie | Alexander | 50km | 1 | 6:57 |
| Barry | Hopkins | 50km | 1 | 6:57 |
| Sharon | Skitch | 50km | 2 | 7:15 |
| Hardial | Athwal | 50km | 2 | 7:15 |
| Keith | Nichol | 50km | 3* | 7:15 |
| Michael | Grosso | 50km | 2 | ? |
| Gottfried | Grosser | 25km | 1 | 2:40 |
| Benni | The Ultradog | 25km | 2:40 | |
| Bradley | Jones | 25km | 2 | 3:01 |
| Tim | Hill | 25km | 2 | 3:11 |
| Rick | Arikado | 25km | 3* | 3:15 |
| Dan | Daoust | 25km | 2 | 3:25 |
| Donna | Smood | 25km | 1 | 3:25 |
| Susan | MacRae | 25km | 2 | 3:25 |
| Ron | Adams | 25km | 2 | 3:32 |
| Deirdre | Arscott | 25km | 2 | 5:22 |
| Susan | Barr | 25km | 2 | 5:22 |
| Edward | Mills | 25km | 2 | ? |
| Chad | Hyson | custom - 46km | 2 | 6:10 |
| John | Neels | custom - 40km | 2 | 4:26 |
| Simon | Driver | custom - 40km | 1 | ? |
| monica | foell | custom - 43km | 2 | 6:30 |
| Ryan | Conroy | Custom - 36km | 2 | 3:40 |
| Pete | van Gaalen | custom - 36km | 2 | 4:05 |
| Rob | Ruff | custom - 35km | 2 | 3:50 |
| Philip | Waters | custom - 35km | 2 | 4:50 |
| susan | reynolds | custom - 30km | 2 | 2:55 |
| Baldwin | Lee | Custom - 30km | 2 | 3:44 |
| Terry | Bushnell | custom - 30km | 1*** | ? |
| Sukhi | Pawa | custom - 22km | 1 | 2:22 |
| Eric | Stacey | custom - 23.8km | 1 | 3:13 |
| Celina | Coombs | custom - 23.8km | 1 | 3:3 |
| Carie | Moran | custom - 20km | 3* | 2:10 |
| Sarah | Weinkam | custom - 20km | 2 | 2:10 |
| Lori | Clerkson | custom - 20km | 2 | 2:10 |
| Steven | Lowe | custom -20km | 3* | 2:10 |
| Penny | Jakobsen | custom - 18km | 2 | 1:54 |
| Lara | Taylor | custom - 18km | 2 | 2:30 |
| Sibylle | Tinsel | custom - 18km | 3* | 2:30 |
| Janice | Vallis | custom - 18km | 3* | 2:30 |
| desmond | mott | custom - 17km | 3* | 1:45 |
| Craig | Moore | custom | 3* | 2:30 |
| Graham | Archer | custom - 4km/crew | 2**** | 0:30 |
| Ean | Jackson | custom - 4km | 4* ** | 0:30 |
| Kristin | crew | 1**** | 0:30 | |
| Chris | Benn | Custom | 2 | ? |
| Maureen | Forrestal | custom | 2 | ? |
| Mark | Gilbert | custom | 1 | ? |
| Reg | Hornsby | custom | 2 | ? |
| John | Machray | custom | 2 | ? |
| Dave | Berg | DNS | 0 | ? |
| Sian | Echard | DNS | 0 | ? |
| Sean | Lavin | DNS | 0 | ? |
| Don | Phillips | DNS | 0 | ? |
| Perneet | Sekhon | DNS | 0*** | ? |
| Shannon | Shum | DNS | 0 | ? |
| Donald | Smith | DNS | 0 | ? |
| Marguerite | Stolar | DNS | 0 | ? |
| Katherine | Thomas | DNS | 0 | ? |
| Michele | Mitchell | DNS | 0 | ? |
| carol | mulder | DNS | 0 | ? |
| Laddie | Hannam | DNS | 0 | ? |

2008 Vancouver NY Day Fat Ass 50 - 85 Starters
Yes, I guess you could say we kicked off 2008 on the right foot... or 2008 is off to a running start... or har, har har (add your own corny running-related play on words in the comments below!)
Just under 100 runners participated in the 15th running of this Vancouver tradition, and for some reason, we received an unusually large amount of media coverage this year. "What's the big deal?", I asked many of the runners as we enjoyed our little resolution run. It got me to thinking about what is normal and my circle of friends.
Take Gilles Barbeau, for example. For a warm-up, he and 9 friends ran our 50K course last week. Gilles ran a marathon yesterday and broke 5 hours today. Is Gilles normal?
Or Ellie Greenwood. Ellie finished 3rd overall, broke the woman's course record by a good bit but didn't appear to break a sweat. Then there's Gary Robbins: Partied until 3, took a spanking from Ellie, says he got lost, and still sets a new course record by opening a can of whoop-ass on the home stretch.
A lot of signups came in between Christmas and New Years, as if running a 50K was something folks do on a whim. I lost track of how many people whined about not running over the last 6 months (Craig, Sibylle...) and then waffle about whether they do 25 or 50K at Comosun and SW Marine. "Oh, Hell, we've run 25K with no training so why not double up and call it 50?" Is that normal?
Is it normal to drink 50 beers on New Years eve and hope to run 50K on New Years Day? How about with a bad Achilles tendon? Wade Repta gave it a try. He make it about 35K before deciding it would be better to save the Achilles than set a course record for drinking and running.
To my knowledge, none of the participants in this years' event tried to break the record of 5 minutes or more in the ocean after their run. Not sure why, because the water was almost tropical this year!
Benny the ultraPooch became the first dog I know of to complete the entire 50K distance. Thanks to Gottfried Grosser for being the hare and bringing Benny to the finish in well under 6 hours. For that accomplishment, Benny got steak for dinner.
The weatherman promised rain and high winds. The weatherman delivered temperatures around 6C, little or no wind and not a trace of rain. Thank you, weatherman! In the 15-year history of the event, I believe that's only the second time we’ve not been pissed on.
Mea culpa. I screwed up and left the shower key in my car. Sorry to those of you who ended up spending an hour or more jogging on the spot at the end of your 50K. Robbins, the one who waited for me the longest, also set the record for longest under the shower at around 30 minutes.
Many thanks to Danielle and Graham from Kintec for the great aid station, Pete Stace-Smith of Norco, Kintec and Baldwin Lee for the draw prizes, to the Fat Asses who picked up trash during their run and to the many people who helped measure the course and otherwise help during the year. Thank you, as well, to Tim, Craig and those of you who chipped in for the nice recognition trophy. Sibylle and I apprecite it very much.
The reporters at the start, Spanish Banks, the turnaround and the finish said their audience thought it wasn't normal to run, swim in the ocean or do anything at all active with a hangover on New Years day, for that matter. Too bad, they missed a good run!
To Caitlin from Texas, Penny who came from North Van, and all of you other first-timers, congrats, thanks for picking this run to loose your "virginity" and welcome to the fraternity of ultrarunners. Whatever distance you ran and for whatever time you spent in the ocean, congratulations on your accomplishment today. In my eyes, you are normal.
Happy, healthy 2008 and may all of your resolutions come to pass!
Ean Jackson
Host of the Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50K
Here are the results I have from those of you who wrote your times down at the finsh or sent them to me in the interim. Please email me with your corrections and updates.
|
First Name |
Last Name | City/Town | Age | Event | Points | Time |
| Gary | Robbins | Squamish | 30-39 | 50km | 2 | 4:04 |
| michael | spagnut | coquitlam | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 4:05 |
| Ellie | Greenwood | Vancouver | 20-29 | 50km | 2 | 4:06 |
| Chris | Benn | Vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 4:23 |
| Matt | Sessions | Burnaby | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 4:32 |
| Allison | Mackay | North Vancouver | 20-29 | 50km | 2 | 4:41 |
| Chad | Hyson | Vancouver | 30-39 | 50km | 2 | 4:46 |
| John | Neels | Vancouver | 50-59 | 50km | 2 | 4:47 |
| Susan | Reynolds | Vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 4:47 |
| glenn | pace | north vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 4:49 |
| Ran | Katzman | Vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 4:51 |
| Jon | Mahoney | Vernon | 50-59 | 50km | 1 | 4:54 |
| Ron | Adams | North Vancouver | 50-59 | 50km | 2 | 4:55 |
| Ryne | Melcher | North Vancouver | 20-29 | 50km | 2 | 4:58 |
| Rick | Arikado | Vancouver | 50-59 | 50km | 2 | 4:59 |
| Gilles | Barbeau | Vancouver | 50-59 | 50km | 2 | 4:59 |
| Penny | Jakobsen | North Vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 5:06 |
| Rainy | Kent | Burnaby | 50-59 | 50km | 2 | 5:11 |
| Gavin | Tansley | Burnaby | 20-29 | 50km | 2 | 5:11 |
| Karl | Jensen | North Vancouver | 50-59 | 50km | 2 | 5:15 |
| STEVE | BARNES | SURREY | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 5:18 |
| Rea | Blyth | North Vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 5:18 |
| Stephen | Blyth | north Vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 5:18 |
| Dan | Daoust | Coquitlam | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 5:34 |
| Ean | Jackson | North Vancouver | 50-59 | 50km | 4* *** | 5:34 |
| desmond | mott | n.vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | 3*** | 5:34 |
| gottfried | grosser | n van | 60-69 | 50km | 2 | 5:36 |
| Benny The Dog | 50km | 5:36 | ||||
| Mike | Olund | Surrey | 30-39 | 50km | 2 | 5:37 |
| Mike | Richen | Burnaby | 30-31 | 50km | 2 | 5:40 |
| Rhonda | Gallant | Port Moody | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 5:43 |
| Keith | Iwasaki | Vancouver | 30-39 | 50km | 2 | 5:43 |
| Mark | MacRae | Coquitlam | 50-59 | 50km | 2 | 5:43 |
| Angela | Spooner | Port Coquitlam | 50-59 | 50km | 2 | 5:43 |
| Keith | Nichol | Vancouver | 50-59 | 50km | 2 | 5:45 |
| Kim | Taylor | West Vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 5:47 |
| Sonja | Madsen | Port Coquitlam | 20-29 | 50km | 2 | 5:48 |
| Peter | Stace-Smith | Coquitlam | 50-59 | 50km | 2 | 5:48 |
| Pete | van Gaalen | Coquitlam | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | 5:48 |
| Keith | Iwasaki | Vancouver | 30-39 | 50km | 2 | 5:43 |
| John | Little | Vancouver | 60-69 | 50km | 2 | 5:57 |
| caitlin | krouse | austin | 20-29 | 50km | 2 | 6:01 |
| Rob | Ruff | Surrey | under 20 | 50km | 2 | 6:01 |
| Rick | Smith | Vancouver | 50-59 | 50km | 1 | 6:17 |
| Craig | Moore | North Vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | 3 **** | 6:55 |
| Sibylle | Tinsel | North Vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | 3* | 6:55 |
| Arthur | Gee | Vancouver | 60-69 | 50km | 2 | 7:26 |
| Terry | Bushnell | Vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | 2 | ? |
| Ryan | Conroy | Vancouver | 30-39 | 50km | 2 | ? |
| Dave | Berg | Burnaby | 40-49 | 50km | -1 | DNS? |
| Benji | Chu | Richmond | 40-49 | 50km | -1 | DNS? |
| Tracy | Garneau | Vernon | 30-39 | 50km | -1 | DNS? |
| Nicola | Gildersleeve | North Vancouver | 20-29 | 50km | -1 | DNS? |
| Patrick | Hinds | North Vancouver | 40-49 | 50km | -1 | DNS? |
| John | Machray | North Vancouver | 50-59 | 50km | -1 | DNS? |
| Daryl | Spencer | Kelowna | 40-49 | 50km | -1 | DNS? |
| Patina | Valiukas | Surrey | 20-29 | 50km | -1 | DNS? |
| Tim | Wiens | Vancouver | 40-49 | 25km | 2 | 1:59 |
| Barbara | Hughes | Vancouver | 30-39 | 25km | 2 | 2:25 |
| Steven | Lowe | Coquitlam | 50-59 | 25km | 2 | 2:25 |
| julia | schmidt | calgary | 20-29 | 25km | 2 | 2:25 |
| Gord | Lord | Coquitlam | 40-49 | 25km | 2 | 2:30 |
| Sarah | Weinkam | Coquitlam | 30-39 | 25km | 2 | 2:30 |
| Susan | Blackwood | Vancouver | 30-39 | 25km | 2 | 2:40 |
| Katherine | Thomas | North Vancouver | 30-39 | 25km | 2 | 2:40 |
| Jim | Rupert | Vancouver | 40-49 | 25km | 2 | 2:43 |
| Carie | Moran | Port Coquitlam | 30-39 | 25km | 2 | 2:47 |
| Amy | MacArthur | Burnaby | 30-39 | 25km | 2 | 2:55 |
| Susan | MacRae | Coquitlam | under 20 | 25km | 3 **** | 2:56 |
| Bob | Krentz | New Westminster | 40-49 | 25km | 2 | 2:58 |
| Danielle | Laidlaw | Burnaby | 50-59 | 25km | 1 | 3:36 |
| Sharon | Street | Vancouver | 50-59 | 25km | 2 | 3:36 |
| Catherine | Jensen | north vancouver | 20-29 | 25km | 2 | ? |
| Alison | Jones | Coquitlam | 20-29 | 25km | 2 | ? |
| John | Jones | Coquitlam | 50-59 | 25km | 2 | ? |
| chris | tomkinson | banner place | 40-49 | 25km | 2 | ? |
| Lori | Clerkson | Port Coquitlam | 40-49 | 25km | -1 | DNS |
| Heather | Somerville | Port Coquitlam | 40-49 | 25km | -1 | DNS |
| Peggy | Brown | New Westminster | 40-49 | 25km | -1 | DNS? |
| John | Wells | Vancouver | 30-39 | 25km | -1 | DNS? |
| Mel | Bos | Kelowna | 30-39 | cutom 30km | 2 | 2:15 |
| Wade | Repta | Vancouver | custom 35km | 1 | ? | |
| sukhbir | pawa | Vancouver | 40-49 | custom 32km | 2 | 3:26 |
| Doug | MacKay | North Van | 50-59 | custom 32km | 2 | 3:34 |
| Pat | Matthieu | New Westminster | 50-59 | custom 30km | 2 | 3:42 |
| Randy | Savoie | West Vancouver | 40-49 | custom 30km | 2 | 3:42 |
| john | mcgrath | north vancouver | 30-39 | custom 30km | 2 | ? |
| Jane | Fairbanks | Vancouver | 50-59 | custom 28km | 2 | 2:54 |
| Arlene | MacAulay | north vancouver | 40-49 | custom 16.7km | 1 | 1:55 |
| Rhonda | Schuller | Vancouver | 50-59 | custom 16.7km | 1:55 | |
| Lara | Taylor | North Vancouver | 20-29 | custom 16.7km | 2 | 1:55 |
| Graham | Archer | Coquitlam | 30-39 | custom 15km | 3** | ? |
| Baldwin | Lee | Burnaby | 30-39 | custom 10km | 3** | 1:00 |
| Sarah | Gallazin | Vancouver | custom | 2** | ? | |
| Al | Harman | West Vancouver | 40-46 | custom 15km | 1 | 1:45 |
| Patricia | Jensen | North Vancouver | 40-49 | custom 15km | 2 | 1:45 |
| Angus | McLellan | Vancouver | 30-39 | custom | 1 | ? |
| Bradley | Jones | vancouver | 30-39 | custom 10km | 2 | 0:54 |
| David | Crerar | North Vancouver | custom 0.2km | 1 | 0:01 | |
| Danielle | MacLeod | North Vancouver | crew | 1** | ||
| Joe | Turtle | Burnaby | crew | 1** |
|
Late last summer I foolishly pronounced I would line up for the Vancouver New Years Day 50Km again. Training was going well until life got in the way, my daughter got sick, my friends took a break from long runs and to top it of my right hip started to be very painful.
I eventually resigned to run the 25km yesterday and try the 50km another year. Deep inside, though, I didn't want to run the 25km. I wanted to do the 50km.
Packing for this day is always a bit chaotic as we traditionally have dinner guests and go snowshoeing the night before. Was the weather forecast to be trusted. How much water and food would I need, which shoes, which shirts, jacket, hat. Cellphone with cab numbers - check, emergency blanket - check, money and car keys - check, camera - check, dry gear and shower stuff for afterwards, check. Course description - check.
The morning of the event dawned cold, but dry. My clothing choice was right on and I soon fell into a rhythm in a group together with Lara, Rhonda, Arlene and Craig. As we were marvelling at the snow covered north shore mountains from Locarno Beach, Rhonda mentioned her car was parked at one of the parking lots on Spanish Banks.
What... you are not running the full 50km? A quick check made me realize that I was the only one (who was planning to run to the turnaround and then play it by ear). Bummer. Running alone has never been my forte. And running alone for 50km on no training seemed impossible.
But, all of a sudden I knew that I would not stop at the turn around. Craig, who had fallen back a bit, caught up. He had earlier said that he'll do a shorter out and back. All my hope was resting on me talking him into running 50km. "Ok, we have the whole day" was Craig's reply to my plea.
I begged some "Vitamin I" from Rhonda to deal with my painful hip and left the rest of the gang just before the super duper aid station that Danielle from Kintec had set up at Spanish Banks. Craig tended to his hot spot on his little toe with pink chap stick (gotta be flexible), I retied my shoes and hoovered down some chips and soon we were off into the trails of Pacific Spirit Park.
Craig continued his system of run-walk and would leapfrog me every so often. I plodded along, trying not too fall into a walk. My right hip was becoming extremely painful and my gait got shorter and shorter. Seeing the faster runners on the return trip got our minds off our little problems and made the time pass fast. Everybody was all smiles and encouragement was passed out freely.
The turn-around was very lonely. We didn't hang around. A quick stretch, more chap stick on Craig's toe, some food and off we were again. I was beginning to think that talking Craig into this was not a good idea. At least, if I'd be alone, I could bail without feeling bad...My run felt like a shuffle, Vitamin I wasn't working and the stretch back was looking very, very long. Crossing path with a couple of friends from way back when we lived in Kits was a welcome distraction. Running a couple of kms with Robert, who was out to start his new years resolutions on the right foot with a run in his blue Club Fat Ass shirt and intentions of participating in more events this year, was great. Sorry, Robert, if I was sounding a bit weird...I was in another zone.
Walking along Admirality Trail before returning to the beach was frustrating. Craig was getting way ahead and I decided that there was no way I could finish this. Plans for a bail out at the aid station took shape, then evaporated when I reached the parking lot and a waiting Craig but no tent or aid station. Humph. Craig sort of ignored my rambling about bailing. He also did not listen to me when I told him to go ahead and I would somehow find my way back...
The view over English Bay towards the city and Stanley Park was beautiful, but discouraging, as it showed very clearly how far away the finish was. Craig told me not to look ;-) I focused on reaching Kits Point. Then Burrard Street Bridge. At the end of the bridge was Sarah, waiting for John (not to be mean, but I was glad she missed him and fed us instead). Bananas, water and kind words got us going again. Soon we were negotiating the revellers leaving the Vancouver Polar Bear Swim at English Bay.
I could smell the finish and was trying to estimate how much further. Craig thought I was a bit optimistic in my assessment, but it didn't matter...we would make it now - even if we had to crawl in. The wind picked up as we passed the Nine O'Clock Gun, but the skies stayed dry. We picked up the pace - will power is an amazing thing - and almost sprinted to the fire hydrant. Our final, grand total time was 6:55. Much slower that I had hoped for in the summer, but hey! We've done it.
Arriving, still sweaty and ruddy cheeked, at the Mosquito Creek Bar and Grill, I couldn't wipe the grin off my face. Endorphins were cursing through my veins ;-) The icing on the cake, aka a wonderful day and way to start the New Year, was the trophy, a bunch of my fellow Fat Asses planned and made. Craig, who had run with me all day, hadn't said a word, and now presented to me this great trophy: an engraved glass plate mounted on a heavy, rustic, coppery looking stand. The engraving reads: "Thank you Ean and Sibylle for being the most awesome promoters of oddball endurance events and a healthy outdoor lifestyle. Your hard work and passion are always appreciated!"
Thanks, fellow Fat Asses and especially Craig Moore, Tim Wiens and Cheryl Johnson, who rumour has it were the movers and shakers behind this surprise.

| First Name | Last Name | Event | Points | Time | Â Member |
| Chris | Benn | 50km | 2 | 4:19 | Â |
| Gary | Robbins | 50km | 2 | 4:19 | Â |
| Tim | Wiens | 50km | 2 | 4:19 | Â |
| Patricia | Jensen | 50km | 2 | 4:23 | Â |
| Mark | Shorter | 50km | 1 | 4:23 | Â |
| Ellie | Greenwood | 50km | 2 | 4:35 | Â |
| Michel | Richard | 50km | 2 | 4:43 | Â |
| Ran |
Katzmann | 50km |
2 |
4:54 |
 |
| Rob | Â MacDonald | 50km | 2 |
4:55Â | Â |
| Geoffrey | Palmer | 50km | 2 | 4:56 | Â |
| Desmond | Mott | 50km | 2 | 4:58 | Â |
| Ryan | Conroy | 50km | 2 | 4:59 | Â |
| Jeb | Breckenridge | 50km | 1 | 5:02 | Â |
| Chris | Collingwood | 50km | 2 | 5:02 | Â |
| David | Crerar | 50km | 2 | 5:03 | Â |
| Glenn | Pace | 50km | 2 | 5:03 | Â |
| Lannie | Thielen | 50km | 2 | 5:05 | Â |
| Stephen | Blyth | 50km | 2 | 5:06 | Â |
| Celina | Coombs | 50km | 2 | 5:06 | Â |
| Ean | Jackson | 50km | 3 | 5:06 | Â |
| Karl | Jensen | 50km | 2 | 5:06 | Â |
| Eric | Stacey | 50km | 2 | 5:06 | Â |
| Patrick | Hinds | 50km | 2 | 5:07 | Â |
| Rainy | Kent | 50km | 2 | 5:07 | Â |
| Ken | Legg | 50km | 2 | 5:07 | Â |
| Gavin | Tansley | 50km | 2 | 5:07 | Â |
| Rick | Arikado | 50km | 2 | 5:10 | Â |
| Barry | Kegler | 50km | 2 | 5:15 | Â |
| Ron | Adams | 50km | 2 | 5:18 | Â |
| Cheryl | Dumaresq | 50km | 2 | 5:30 | Â |
| John | O'Connor | 50km | 2 | 5:30 | Â |
| Jim | Rupert | 50km | 1 | 5:31 | no |
| Rick | Smith | 50km | 2 | 5:33 | Â |
| John | Little | 50km | 2 | 5:35 | Â |
| Rhonda | Gallant | 50km | 2 | 5:38 | Â |
| Susan | MacRae | 50km | 2 | 5:38 | Â |
| Mark | MacRae | 50km | 2 | 5:38 | Â |
| Heather | Somerville | 50km | 2 | 5:38 | Â |
| Angela | Spooner | 50km | 2 | 5:38 | Â |
| Peter | Stace-Smith | 50km | 2 | 5:38 | Â |
| Peter | van Gaalen | 50km | 2 | 5:38 | Â |
| Darren | Sawchuk |
50km |
2 |
5:38 |
 |
| Keith | Nichol | 50km | 2 | 5:54 | Â |
| Ross | Nichol | 50km | 2 | 5:54 | Â |
| David | Jenkins | 50km | 2 | 5:55 | Â |
| Betty | Wiens | 50km | 2 | 5:55 | Â |
| John | Ahern | 50km | 2 | 5:56 | Â |
| Mike | Richen | 50km | 2 | 6:00 | no |
| Baldwin | Lee | 50km | 2 | 6:03 | Â |
| Sheldon | Boreen | 50km | 2 | 6:10 | Â |
| Duncan | McRae | 50km | 2 | 6:19 | Â |
| Â First Name |
 Last Name |
 Event |  Points |  Time |  Member |
| Todd | Ulriksen | 37km | 2 | 4:04 | Â |
| Rhonda | Schuller | 35km | 2 | 4:30 | Â |
| John | Neels | 33km | 2 | 2:56 | Â |
| Susan | Reynolds | 33km | 2 | 2:56 | Â |
| Kathy | Banks | 32km & bush whack | 2 | 3:45 | Â |
| Donna | MacIntosh | 32km & bush whack | 1 | 3:45 | Â |
| Doug | MacKay | 31km | 2 | 3:19 | no |
| Ann | Taylor | 25km | 2 | 2:15 | Â |
| Amanda | Barlow | 25km | 2 | 2:18 | Â |
| Randy | Savoie | 25km | 2 | 2:26 | Â |
| Kim | Taylor | 25km | 2 | 2:26 | Â |
| Dan | Daoust | 25km | 2 | 2:30 | Â |
| Mark |
LeFung | 25km |
1 |
2:30 |
no |
| Marlene | Coleman | 25km |
1 |
2:30 |
no |
| John | Machray | 25km | 2 | 2:35 | Â |
| Sal | Bugliarisi | 25km | 2 | 2:36 | Â |
| Lori | Clerkson | 25km | 1 | 2:36 | Â |
| Don | Murray | 25km | 2 | 2:36 | Â |
| Chris | Tomkinson | 25km | 2 | 2:36 | Â |
| Owen | Davis | 25km | 2 | 2:40 | Â |
| Joyce | Reid | 25km | 2 | 2:40 | Â |
| Craig | Moore | 25km | 2 | 2:57 | Â |
| Michele | Sherstan | 25km | 2 | 3:01 | Â |
| Sibylle | Tinsel | 25km | 2 | 3:01 | Â |
| Sharon | Bryson | 25km | 2 | ? | Â |
| Catherine | Harrison | 25km | 2 | 2:16 |
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| Rebecca | Marshall | 25km | 1 | 2:02 |
 |
| Danelle | Laidlaw | 25km | 2 | 3:12 |
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| Sharon | Street | 25km | 1 | 3:12 | Â |
| Isabelle | Thielen | 23km | 2 | 2:23 | Â |
| Arlene | MacAulay | 23km | 2 | 2:23 | Â |
| Lori | Moody | 15km | 2 | 1:51 | Â |
| Niel | Ferguson | 15.5km | 2 | 1:47 | Â |
| Sheldon | Low | 15.5km | 2 | 1:47 | Â |
| Maureen | Wiens | 14km | 2 | 1:38 | Â |
| William | Jans | 13km | 1 | 1:14 | no |
| Kandice | Leaf | 12km | 2 | 1:30 | Â |
| Kelly | Vermette | 12km | 2 | 1:30 | Â |
| Jessica | Watson | 12km | 2 | 1:30 | Â |
| Sarah | Weinkam | 12km | 2 | 1:30 | Â |
| Rea | Blyth | ? | 2 | 1:30 | Â |
| Elizabeth | McQuaid | Â 12km | 2 | 1:30 | Â |
| Ruby |
Willis |
2km (injured)+ crew |
2 |
 |  |
| Carie |
Moran |
2km (injured)+ crew | 2 |
 |  |
| Bradley | Jones | 25km | 2 | 2:33 | Â |
| Julie | Jones | 9km | 2 | :56 |
 |
| Tim | Lepard | Custom | 2 | ? | Â |
| Pat | Barry |
Crew |
1 |
 |  |
| Gottfried |
Grosser | Crew |
1 |
 |  |
| Kristina | Andersen | 0 | -1 | did not sign in | Â |
| Alana | Arnold | 0 | -1 | did not sign in | Â |
| Lyndsay | Belisle | 0 | -1 | did not sign in | Â |
| Nelson | de Amaral | 0 | -1 | did not sign in | Â |
| Corey | Doell | 0 | -1 | did not sign in | no |
| Al | Harman | 0 | -1 | did not sign in | Â |
| Sam | Winslow | 0 | -1 | did not sign in | Â |
| Gilles | Barbeau | 0 | -1 | dns | Â |
| Tom | Skinner | 0 | -1 | dns | Â |
After last years epic 50km on New Years Day I had my heart set on a repeat, but alas it wasn't meant to be. Despite an increase in our training runs, Michele, Pat and I just couldn't get our mileage up enough to realistically attempt 50km. When the snow in late November and the storms of early December put a damper on some of our runs we finally declared defeat and aimed for the 25km distance.
The question in the final preparation of this run always is how much partying and drinking can you handle without suffering too much the following morning. Well, my neighbors child decided he can handle a hell of a lot of partying and didn't consider my need for sleep after an evening of snowshoeing and chocolate fondue on Seymour Mountain (Dom, take note, you can get altitude and snow and still brave the wet elements to start the New Year) and before a 25km run.
Like last year, we kept leap frogging Baldwin, who followed some version of the run/walk schedule. As we approached Burrard Street Bridge, he was definetely ahead of us and I started to feel my hips and was looking forward to the trails of Pacific Spirit Park. 
Turning onto Chestnut Street right after the bridge we picked up a lost lamb. Turned out Isabelle Thielen missed Kits Point and backtracked, loosing her front position. Thanks for staying with us for a while, Isabelle. You certainly pushed us to be much faster than usual.
Photo: Approaching Burrard Street Bridge, not the pack of Fat Asses crossing the bridge
Despite the forecast for rising temperatures, it felt like it was getting colder. The rain was now mixed with snow and a steady icy wind blew in from the ocean. Getting into the protection of the trails felt good. My strides were getting shorter by the minute. Michele was going strong, but kept me company. Thanks, Michele. 
Photo: Karen Smith cheering on the Fat Asses
After crossing 16th Ave, we began to see the faster runner on the return leg. A welcome distraction and the first sign that the finish was in reach. Boy, do I love that slight downhill on the trail parallel to Marine Drive just before hitting the turnaround, or in our case the finish. Pat and Gottfried welcomed us and supplied hot beverages. I would have liked to hang out longer to see the few runners that were behind us, Sharon, Rhonda and Danelle and her friend, but we realized that we needed to get out of our wet clothes quick and took Owen and Joyce up on their offer of a ride back to the start.
As always, despite the adverse weather we seem to have every New Years Day, it was a great way to start the New Year.
1 January 2006 - Starter Photo
104 Starters - 104 Finishers
The 1st of January this year saw many firsts for the 13th running of the Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50:
And some seconds:
I confess I only ran a leisurely 25K this year, but being at the back of the pack allowed me to notice things I might not otherwise have. The bald eagles that watched runners slogging through the mud pits next to the
On behalf of everyone in the run, I’d like to say a special “thank you�? to everyone who baked cookies, muffins, provided hot chicken noodle and garlic soup or otherwise brought food to share at the aid stations, to those who sacrificed a few moments to pick up trash along the course and to those who braved the elements to crew or encourage their friends.
Happy New Year!
Ean “Half-Ass�?
Host of the
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| First Name | Last Name | City/Town | Prov/ State | Km | Time | Points | Bonus Point |
| Paul | Purin | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 4:44 | 1 | |
| Tim | Wiens | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 4:50 | 2 | |
| Patricia | Jensen | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 4:50 | 2 | |
| Darryl | Caves | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 4:58 | 2 | |
| Matt | Sessions | Port Moody | BC | 50 | 4:58 | 2 | |
| Gary | Robbins | Squamish | BC | 50 | 5:05 | 2 | |
| John | Currie | Prince George | BC | 50 | 5:07:00 | 2 | |
| Rachel | Nelson | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 5:12 | 2 | |
| Rob | MacDonald | Burnaby | BC | 50 | 5:17 | 2 | |
| Glenn | Pace | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 5:20 | 2 | |
| Marv | Peters | Surrey | BC | 50 | 5:22 | 2 | |
| Rick | Arikado | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 5:26 | 1 | |
| Michael | Loehr | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 5:28 | 2 | |
| Ann | Taylor | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 5:28 | 2 | |
| Oliver | Boduel | North Delta | BC | 50 | 5:29 | 2 | |
| David | Crerar | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 5:32 | 2 | |
| Ron | Adams | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 5:44 | 2 | |
| Celina | Coombs | Delta | BC | 50 | 5:44 | 2 | |
| Desmond | Mott | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 5:44 | 2 | |
| Jeb | Breckenridge | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 5:45 | 2 | |
| Chris | Collingwood | Surrey | BC | 50 | 5:45 | 2 | |
| Rainy | Kent | Burnaby | BC | 50 | 5:45 | 2 | |
| Gavin | Tansley | Burnaby | BC | 50 | 5:45 | 2 | |
| William | Legg | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 5:46 | 2 | |
| Michel | Richard | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 5:46 | 1 | |
| Karl | Jensen | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 6:02 | 2 | |
| Ken | Legg | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 6:05 | 2 | |
| Mike | Richen | Burnaby | BC | 50 | 6:30 | 2 | |
| Sian | Echard | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 6:44 | 2 | |
| Cheryl | Lynch | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 6:44 | 2 | |
| Barb | Owen | Maple Ridge | BC | 50 | 6:44 | 2 | |
| Cristina | Sanders | Mapleridge | BC | 50 | 6:44 | 2 | |
| Doug | MacKay | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 6:45 | 2 | |
| Elke | Bauer | Coquitlam | BC | 50 | 6:49 | 2 | |
| Dan | Daoust | Port Coquitlam | BC | 50 | 6:49 | 2 | |
| Rhonda | Gallant | Port Moody | BC | 50 | 6:49 | 2 | |
| Darren | Sawchuk | Maple Ridge | BC | 50 | 6:49 | 2 | |
| Heather | Somerville | Port Coquitlam | BC | 50 | 6:49 | 2 | |
| Angela | Spooner | Coquitlam | BC | 50 | 6:49 | 2 | |
| Peter | Stace-Smith | Coquitlam | BC | 50 | 6:49 | 2 | |
| Peter | van Gaalen | Coquitlam | BC | 50 | 6:49 | 2 | |
| Baldwin | Lee | Burnaby | BC | 50 | 6:55 | 2 | |
| Michele | Sherstan | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 7:03 | 2 | 1** |
| Sibylle | Tinsel | North Vancouver | BC | 50 | 7:03 | 2 | 1** |
| Roy | Chen-campbell | Surrey | BC | 50 | 7:04 | 2 | |
| Selina | Robinson | Coquitlam | BC | 50 | 7:03 | 2 | |
| Laura | Burgin | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 7:08 | 1 | |
| Patrick | Gross | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 7:08 | 2 | |
| Vince | Hemingson | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 7:08 | 1 | |
| Debbie | Mick | Coquitlam | BC | 50 | 7:08 | 2 | |
| Joe | Mick | Coquitlam | BC | 50 | 7:08 | 2 | |
| Faith | Wells | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 7:12 | 2 | |
| John | Reay | Vancouver | BC | 50 | 7:14 | 2 | |
| Lori | Clerkson | Coquilam | BC | 50 | 7:30 | 1 | |
| Ofelia | Kerr | Coquitlam | BC | 50 | 7:30 | 1 | |
| Carie | Moran | Coquilam | BC | 50 | 7:30 | 1 | |
| Cheryl | Johnson | Pitt Meadows | BC | 50 | 7:37 | 2 | |
| Don | Murray | Burnaby | BC | 50 | ? | 2 | |
| Daniel | Probst | Bellingham | WA | 50 | ? | 2 | |
| Tom | Skinner | Vancouver | BC | 50 | ? | 2 | |
| Keith | Thompson | Eastport | ID | 44 | 4:58 | 2 | |
| Warren | Laird | North Vancouver | BC | 42 | 5:30 | 1 | |
| Mark | Shorter | North Vancouver | BC | 40 | 4:00 | 1 | |
| Wade | Repta | Vancouver | BC | 40 | 3:59 | 2 | |
| James | Lepard | Vancouver | BC | 35 | 4:23 | 2 | |
| Tim | Lepard | West Vancouver | BC | 35 | 4:23 | 2 | |
| Susan | Lepard | Vancouver | BC | 35 | 4:23 | 1 | |
| Ryan | Reilly | North Vancouver | BC | 35 | 4:23 | 2 | |
| Mike | Olund | Mission | BC | 34 | 3:37 | 2 | |
| John | Neels | Vancouver | BC | 32 | 3:04 | 2 | |
| Susan | Reynolds | Vancouver | BC | 32 | 3:04 | 2 | |
| Sukhbir | Pawa | Vancouver | BC | 32 | 3:13 | 2 | |
| Ruby | Willis | Coquitlam | BC | 32 | 3:55 | 1 | |
| Amanda | Barlow | Vancouver | BC | 30 | 3:05 | 2 | |
| Jim | Helten | Vancouver | BC | 30 | 3:10 | 2 | |
| Caroline | Lepard | North Vancouver | BC | 28 | 3:30 | 2 | |
| Scott | Riddell | North Vancouver | BC | 25 | 2:09 | 1 | |
| Bill | Dagg | Vancouver | BC | 25 | 2:17 | 2 | |
| Ean | Jackson | North Vancouver | BC | 25 | 2:29 | 2 | 1* |
| Doug | Keir | North Vancouver | BC | 25 | 2:29 | 2 | |
| Steven | Lowe | Coquitlam | BC | 25 | 2:32 | 2 | |
| Gottfried | Grosser | North Vancouver | BC | 25 | 2:48 | 1 | |
| Manny | Turim | Vancouver | BC | 25 | 2:48 | 1 | |
| Deborah | Young | Vancouver | BC | 25 | 2:48 | 1 | |
| Bill | Russell | Surrey | BC | 25 | 2:55 | 1 | |
| Heidi | Van Es | New York | NY | 25 | 3:07 | 2 | |
| Patricia | Barry | Vancouver | BC | 25 | 3:14 | 2 | |
| Russ | Chore | Pitt Meadows | BC | 25 | 3:45 | 2 | |
| Christine | Rybak | Pitt Meadows | BC | 25 | 3:45 | 2 | |
| Deborah | Young | Vancouver | BC | 25 | ? | 2 | |
| Sheldon | Boreem | Richmond | BC | 23 | 2:15 | 1 | |
| Amanda | Konig | Port Coquitlam | BC | 21 | 2:50 | 2 | |
| Diane | Stace-Smith | Coquitlam | BC | 21 | 2:50 | 2 | |
| Rhonda | Schuller | Vancouver | BC | 20 | 2:45 | 2 | |
| Bradley | Jones | Vancouver | BC | 18 | 1:47 | 2 | |
| Craig | Moore | North Vancouver | BC | 18 | 3:30 | 2 | |
| Donna | Turner | Squamish | BC | 15 | 2:00 | 2 | |
| Jo | Hauser | Vancouver | BC | 10 | 1:06 | 2 | |
| Catherine | Harrison | Vancouver | BC | 6 | 0:45 | 2 | |
| Kevin | Harrison | Vancouver | BC | 6 | 0:45 | 2 | |
| Jordan | Back | North Vancouver | BC | crew | 1*** | ||
| Sarah | Gallazin | Vanouver | BC | crew | 1*** | ||
| John | Little | Vancouver | BC | crew | 1*** | ||
| John | Duffield | Vancouver | BC | crew | 1*** | ||
| Joe | Turtle | Burnaby | BC | crew | 1*** | ||
| Tasha | Turtle | Burnaby | BC | crew | 1*** | ||
| Katie | Turtle | Burnaby | BC | crew | 1*** | ||
| Pat | Gallant | Coquitlam | BC | crew | 1*** | ||
| Agnes | Wei | Coquitlam | BC | 0 | no show | -1 | |
| Dave | Cressman | Vancouver | BC | 0 | no show | -1 | |
| Gilles | Barbeau | BC | 0 | no show | -1 |
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If I am going to "dig deeper" (or better yet dig a hole to crawl into and die) I am going to need a bigger shovel, cause this ain't working now... Those were just some of the thoughts rolling through my head from about the 40 km mark on...
I absolutely have to send out a HUGE thanks for all the support, patience and positive vibes aimed back at me from all the super strong runners (mostly the girls) in our group that coulda, shoulda easily finished at least 45 minutes to an hour earlier had they not been dragging a big old anchor (yours truly) along with them for the last 10 or 15 km's of this fine event.
Without even diving into the red wine the night before it seemed my stomach had decided Jan 1st 2006 would be a good day to shut down and stop processing anything (somewhere around the turn around point of this run). I tried to stave off the inevitable bonking by downing a whole bottle of Gatorade at the 33 km support stop but that didn't work either. Then it seemed all remaining energy I had was slowly blown away in the headwinds coming back along the Jericho Beach to Planetarium stretch. By the time I crawled up onto the Burrard Street Bridge, I was done like dinner. Hey guess what, only another 8-10 kms to go!!! Ya-hoo...
From there on in, our planned (and up till that point pretty workable) 10 and 1's, started turning into 5 and 1's and then oh... a few 1 and 1's. Heck in some cases probably even tossed in a few 1 and 5's by the time we hit the trails in Stanley Park. By the way, was it only me that noticed there was a few Mount Everest hills added to the Stanley Park return route that were definitely not there in the morning or any other time I have run through there?? My body was not quite finished with me yet, as around Third Beach the dry heaves started about every couple of minutes. That part was really fun!! ... I would conveniently slide off the back of the group for those trail-side twister sessions so as not to wig anyone out too much.
Oh yeah, another late run highlight for me was walking downhill... Now I don't have as much running experience as many of you, but what is up with that?? My mind was saying "what are you doing, you can RUN this, just let gravity do some of the work", but my body was just about shut down and not accepting any new data input. Around Lumbermans Arch my Garmin beeped notifying me that I had just "completed lap 31" (in miles). I actually had to smile and shake my head when it also told me that this last mile had been a smoking fast 17:40 some odd mile... Nice. Considering most of that last mile from Prospect Point to there was either flat or downhill, you may start to get some picture of how well I was doing at this point. OK body, come on... only a few more minutes and then hopefully this will all go away.
We popped out of the trail at the end of the parking lot and the remaining 7 others in our group all held hands high and proud for our last 50 meter run to the fire hydrant finish. Everyone was so stoked, but I had to beg them to slow down... I just couldn't get up that parking lot at the speed they wanted to go. I had visions of being dragged the last 25 meters by the others, face down, toes back/soles showing straight up. At that point, nothing was slowing them down. For all but one of them in this group, this was their first Ultra, and they had all done FANTASTIC !!!
A big congratulations out to Angela, Rhonda, Heather, Dan, Peter, Darren, Elke, Celina, Debbie, Joe, Lori, Carie, Ofelia... all from our Coquitlam Running Room group and all of whom finished their first full 50 kms! Out of this huge group, Dan was the only repeat offender to the FA50. Also big shout-outs go to Ruby for a strong 33 kms (pretty good considering she is training for Boston and was only thinking about doing 25 km), and to Stephen for a great first half-ass 25 km and to my good wife Diane and Amanda for their half marathon distance goal of 21 km and their first Fat Ass event! Actually, for all but 2 of the 18 runners in our big group, the 2006 Fat Ass Event was their first club run and I'm sure it will not be their last.
Special thanks also goes out to Pat (Rhonda's husband) who drove our loaded up support van all day, met us along the way, carried all the liquid and treats, and nice dry clothes we wanted and needed... and even hoped on his bike to come meet us out on the trails. He always reassured us that we looked great and strong, even though I'm sure he was thinking otherwise. Thanks Pat!!! Next year can ya pack some fresh legs for me too?
And in summary, considering how lousy the last 10 or so kms was I thought it was pretty funny when I scooted onto last year's results and found that we touched that fire hydrant within 1 minute of our 2005 finish. If anything we are consistent... Amazing. There is always next year to improve on that time right, or at least improve on how I feel at the end??
Thanks again to Ean, Sibylle and the behind the scenes support crew that put on this great event, we WILL BE BACK!!
Pete Stace-Smith (3rd year repeat offender)
Ps I didn't even tell you about all the fun we did have, and the super cool stuff we saw and noticed. Maybe one of our other Coquitlam runners can expand on the good stuff so you all don't think it was a gruelathon. See, even one day later, I am already forgetting all the pain. :)
There were two questions that immediately came to mind when my friend Pete talked to me about running the "Fat Ass 50" on New Year's day 2006. The first was why would you admit to having a fat ass?- after all I have spent many years of concealment and skillful dressing to disguise this fact; - and the second question was - why would I want to run 50kms on New Year's day after a night of partying and drinking?
It was only after seeing the logo on the T-shirt that I knew I would participate in this event- after all how else could I legitimately claim ownership of such a shirt?
Knowing that I wasn't the only loonie in the bunch, recruitment in the form of Sunday White Spot breakfasts and Wednesday evening after-running drinks at the bar (Canadian Army take note of superior recruitment tactics) resulted in eighteen enlistees from Coquitlam signing up for the Fat Ass 50 event.
So here we all were, eighteen people with fat asses coming out of the closet to show up clean and sober on January 1, 2006, ready to run 50kms. To put an exclamation mark on our fat ass "outing", our running pal Elke donned a rubber fat ass to her shorts to ensure there was no subterfuge. Photo identification of all participants took place around the fire hydrant at Brockton Oval (move over all canine creatures) and then we were off.
Our fearless Peter navigated us through the maze of Stanley Park trails- after all we were yokels from the "burbs" - and we wound our way around the bay to Spanish Banks and Jericho Beach. Of course we had our survival vehicle, the "Norco Van" with our intrepid volunteer Pat at the helm, following us to ensure our every need was catered to - I mean doesn't everyone have one of those? To supplement our supplies we felt obliged to partake at the refreshment tent at Jericho Beach. The chicken soup with 20 cloves of garlic was particularly appealing (maybe not so much 10kms later) as was the guy with the nice blue eyes that was serving it, - some women of the group took particular notice of this.
We headed up into the UBC endowment lands, faithfully following our leader, passing through amazing scenery to successfully make it to the turn-around. Of course we had to replete ourselves once again at our survival vehicle, do a complete strip of clothing on the side of the road - we all have the same basic anatomy with minor variations - and head back again.
Needless to say tired legs and aching bodies were the order of the day and the wind and rain that greeted us on our return journey along Spanish Banks added that extra touch. However we strode purposefully forward through the looming twilight, meandered to a crawl through Stanley Park, girded our loins and joined hands to run a dramatic finish into Brockton Oval. Collapsing deliriously over the fire hydrant six hours and forty-seven minutes later, we all agreed it was a great way to bring in 2006. The Great Visionary who thought up this event and the wonderful members of Club Fat Ass have out undying (or is it dying?) thanks. We checked out asses, noted they were still of a considerable size- dare I say fat?- and decided we were candidates again for the 2007 Fat Ass 50 event. Thanks to all for an amazing time!!
Rhonda
The post race euphoria has gone by now and the tired muscles are slowly recovering...in fact I ventured out for my first post Vancouver New Year's Day 50km run this morning. Time to reflect on an epic day.
After an intense taper because of a pre Christmas stomach flu, I feared I forgot how to run, lost all my training and was in general sandbagging mode. The weather forecast of torrential rains and gale force winds did not raise my mood. 50km...what was I thinking?
The first day of 2006 dawned gray and mild, but almost dry. The forecast was upgraded to showers (which Vancouverites know to mean there may or may not be dry spells in between downpours). I had difficulties deciding what to wear. Would it be better to be hot and dry or comfortable, but soaked. In the end I opted for a long sleeve technical shirt and my MEC burly weather jacket, with a short sleeve shirt and vest in a drop bag for the turn-around. The hydration pack was filled with an electrolyte concoction, enough gels to survive a couple of days, some granola bars, money, an emergency blanket and a flashlight.
The starting area at Brockton Oval in Stanley Park was one busy place. We had close to 100 preregistered runners all eager to start the year with a 50km run. When Ean sent the field off (I swear his watch was a few minutes early), I discovered that I had forgotten to put my post race bag into Michelle's car. By the time I had things organized (thanks for waiting, Pat and Michelle - sorry for the confusion Cheryl, Rhonda and Faith) we were dead last. At least no pressure to keep up with the fast guys ;-)
All pre race jitters were forgotten. I felt pumped and we had to make an effort to keep our pace down. Winding through the trails in Stanley Park Doug Keir and Baldwin Lee, who must have slept in, passed us. Both were somewhat familiar with the course and didn't slow down to read the course instructions (the worst combination and a sure way to get lost...) After rescuing them 3 times from a wrong turn, they finally decided it was prudent to stay with us through the park. Not sure how they fared for the remainder of the run?
Pat, who missed some of our long training runs because of sickness, decided that a 25km run was probably enough for her, turned around at Kits Beach. Michelle and I ventured on, now seriously trying to catch up to Faith and Cheryl.
I don't know about you, but 10km into the run I was still not sure what the best clothes were for the day. Long sleeve tech shirt and vest started to be too hot. Off went the jacket, but once we turned west, the winds started to pick up and rain was pelting us, I needed more. Off went the shirt and on went the jacket. That kept me happy for a while, although I was concerned about chafing around the neck from the hydration pack - the shirt had provided a layer between pack and skin that the jacket didn't.
At Jericho Beach we passed the 8km Resolution Runners just assembling for an 11:00 am start. Cheryl and Faith still were nowhere to be seen. Jordan and John's aid station just before the course veers off into Pacific Spirit Park was a welcome reason for a short break, gummy worms and a chocolate chip cookie.
My hips started to get sore on the long flat area and both Michelle and I were happy to be back on soft trails and varied terrain in Pacific Spirit Park. The 7+km to the turn-around seemed easy and fast. High fiving all the runners already on the return leg certainly was a mood buster (not that we were suffering). Thanks for all those lies centered around "Looking good".
We picked up Cheryl just before crossing 16th Ave, but still no sight of Faith...did she get lost on the trails? The rains were still holding back and the woods protected us from the gale force winds on the beach. Approaching the turn-around we even spotted some blue sky and I felt almost giddy. What a good surprise it was to find a fully staffed aid station with smiling, happy folks including my husband, at the turn-around. I guess this is were we spent the 4 minutes that were missing for an under 7h finish time in the end...Thanks John and Sarah.
The Coquitlam group set out for the return trip with us, but we could not keep up with their 10/1 rhythm of running and walking, no matter how severely Pete was bonking ;-) Eventually, we lost sight of them and continued through the mud alone. I have no recollection of loosing Cheryl, but somewhere she stayed behind and despite a wait at the aid station, did not catch up again. We did however catch a glimpse of Faith before driving rain and winds made us put our heads down and just focus on each single step getting us closer to the more protected area of Point Grey Road. Mercifully, the elements had pity and by the time we hit Kits Beach, we had roped in Faith and Roy. One by one we passed more runners and despite starting to get tired, were riding a endorphin high.
Our pace was perfect. Michelle seemed to have exactly the same speed and was able to keep up when we started to see the end of a very long 50km (I heard some GPS owners talk about measuring 54km) and increased our speed slightly. Seemed like a whole bunch of lost lambs relied on our navigational skills through Stanley Park. The harder the wind whipped through the old trees the faster we got. We heard at least one tree fall near by and came across another one that blocked the trail. Thankfully, the fire hydrant, aka finish line was near.
As for the "Freeze your Ass Swim" at the end...we tried! The meter high waves crashing into the seawall prevented us to get in. Roy, Michelle and I did sit down on the stairs leading down and got a full body soak instead ;-)
Weather on New Years day in Vancouver generally ranges from lousy to downright awful. Assuming you didn't spend too much time standing around at aid stations, the weather was just about perfect for a run this year. True, it was a bit misty at the start...some even spotted a flurry or 2 up in the deep woods of Pacific Spirit Park...but by noon, temperatures had risen to the upper single digits and everyone was treated to magnificent sunshine and a spectacular view of the North Shore mountains.
Ted from CTV was back to document this icon of west coast lifestyle. There were 70 starters this year from as far away as Iowa City and Toronto. A few cheeky runners managed to get their bottoms on national television news. Many more were interviewed and likely had their IQs debated in living rooms across North America.
Most participants agreed to "run friendly" for the first 20 minutes or so. This tradition encourages all runners to get to know one another a bit before the more competitive elements attempt to rip each other's throats out.
Another unique feature of this and other Club Fat Ass events is that the route is not marked in any way. That's right, no fluorescent cones, no policemen at intersections, no surveyor tape in the trees or paint on the ground to harm the environment and no white chalk on corners to get the HazMaT (Hazardous Materials Team) all excited...just the written instructions provided by the Event Host. This year a good 20% of the field got lost to some degree or another, though none for any great distance. Tradition also has it that the Event Host buys a beer for those inconvenienced by bad directions, so the jury will soon be deliberating circumstances around Beaver Lake on the come-home trail through Stanley Park.
Charges of misleading advertising are pending regarding claims of "no aid" and the requirement that all runners be self-sufficient. For the first time in the 12-year history of the event there were two full-on buffet aid stations along the route. Many thanks to Mark Shorter, Troy Angrignon, Stephanie and David Tatum who set up aid stations at Spanish Banks and the 25K point, and to Keith Nichol and Tom Skinner at North Shore Athletics, Hammergel for the energy gels, Pete Stace-Smith at Norco, and the friends and family who chipped-in home baking and other goodies for the pot-luck aid stations.
We like to emphasize the camaraderie over the competition in this off-season classic, but several competitive records were broken. Dave Cressman, Bill Dagg, Tim Wiens and Jordan Back battled it out for top male runner, while Ellie Greenwood, Rainy Kent and Ann Taylor, Carol Holmes and Celina Kleinschroth represented the top women. Dave kissed the fire hydrant first in 4:33, claiming his third Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50 victory. Ellie won top honors for the women in 5:00 and 4th overall finisher. Also of note was that almost half of all participants entered the "Freeze Your Fat Ass Swim" in Burrard Inlet. Owen Davis and Doug Kier judged the water to be "bracing". Speaking with a very high-pitched voice at the finisher party, the winner of the prize for the longest swim claimed to have been in for more than 2 minutes...another record!
Speaking of camaraderie and good sportsmanship, there were two particular highlights: Thank you to the homeless man in the shelter on Rawlings Trail in Stanley Park who directed runners toward Second Beach and the seawall. He was howling with laughter by the time I ran by him. Also, one of the top runners slowed to help direct a couple of women who had jogged past a trail junction. "Hey...if you're in the Fat Ass 50, you just missed the turn-off!" Apparently startled by the interruption, they both turned around and responded, "I'm not 50 and I don't have a fat ass!"
This year we moved the post event get-together to the Mosquito Creek Grill in North Vancouver. There was lots of room, good food and a free beer for each runner and crew member. Mark, Troy, Stephanie and David received a standing ovation for their aid stations. Thanks to Norco, Hammergel and the MEC there were lots of fun recognition prizes.
Congrats to all participants and may 2005 bring you good health, happiness and prosperity.
Ean “Rain, No Train
2005 Results
| Time | First_name | Last_name | City_Town | KM |
| 4:33 | Dave | Cressman | Vancouver | 50 |
| 4:53 | Bill | Dagg | Vancouver | 50 |
| 4:55 | Tim | Wiens | Vancouver | 50 |
| 5:00 | Jordan | Back | North Vancouver | 50 |
| 5:00 | Ellie | Greenwood | Vancouver | 50 |
| 5:03 | Bob | Hermanutz | Vancouver | 50 |
| 5:08 | Rainy | Kent | 50 | |
| 5:08 | Bill | Russell | 50 | |
| 5:08 | Gavin | Tansley | 50 | |
| 5:26 | Michel | Richard | 50 | |
| 5:31 | Rob | MacDonald | Burnaby | 50 |
| 5:34 | Desmond | Mott | North vancouver | 50 |
| 5:38 | Ann | Taylor | North Van | 50 |
| 5:39 | Carol | Holmes | Delta | 50 |
| 5:39 | Celina | Kleinschroth | Delta | 50 |
| 5:39 | Tom | Robertson | 50 | |
| 5:40 | Ron | Adams | North Vancouver | 50 |
| 5:40 | Gilles | Barbeau | Vancouver | 50 |
| 5:41 | Gottfried | Grosser | 50 | |
| 5:52 | Sheldon | Boreen | Richmond | 50 |
| 5:58 | Rick | Arikado | 50 | |
| 5:58 | Al | Harman | West vancouver | 50 |
| 5:58 | Glenn | Pace | North Vancouver | 50 |
| 6:08 | Tim | Lepard | West Vancouver | 50 |
| 6:09 | Iain | Edwards | 50 | |
| 6:09 | Suzanne | Johnson | 50 | |
| 6:23 | Miranda | Alldritt | North vancouver | 50 |
| 6:31 | Marcus | Nashelsky | Iowa City | 50 |
| 6:37 | Gary | Robbins | Pemberton | 50 |
| 6:41 | Sian | Echard | Vancouver | 50 |
| 6:41 | Barb | Owen | Maple Ridge | 50 |
| 6:41 | Cristina | Schneiter | Maple ridge | 50 |
| 6:42 | Doug | MacKay | North Vancouver | 50 |
| 6:42 | Brian | Page | 50 | |
| 6:48 | Dan | Daoust | Port Coquitlam | 50 |
| 6:48 | Greg | Skerratt | 50 | |
| 6:48 | Peter | Stace-Smith | Coquitlam | 50 |
| 6:48 | Marie | Wheelhouse | 50 | |
| 6:58 | Tony | Gatner | Pitt Meadows | 50 |
| 6:58 | Dean | Gooch | 50 | |
| 6:58 | Alison | Marchand | 50 | |
| 7:00 | Cheryl | Johnson | Pitt Meadows | 50 |
| Cheryl | Lynch | Vancouver | 50 | |
| 6:54 | Cheryl | Dumaresq | North Vancouver | 46 |
| 6:54 | Linda | Hilts | Richmond | 46 |
| 5:17 | Cheryl | Zarecki | 42 | |
| 5:30 | Lenka | Urbankova | 42 | |
| 4:35 | Mike | Ruhland | 38 | |
| 3:59 | Richard | Vurdela | New Westminster | 35 |
| 3:05 | Sukhbir | Pawa | Vancouver | 33 |
| 2:30 | John | Neels | 30 | |
| 2:30 | Susan | Reynolds | 30 | |
| 3:05 | Owen | Davis | Vancouver | 25 |
| 3:05 | Doug | Keir | 25 | |
| 3:05 | Keith | Nichol | Vancouver | 25 |
| 3:07 | Mike | Perkins | 25 | |
| 3:07 | Sherri | Skerratt | 25 | |
| 3:07 | Ruby | Willis | Coquitlam | 25 |
| 3:24 | Patricia | Barry | Vancouver | 25 |
| 3:24 | Sibylle | Tinsel | North Vancouver | 25 |
| 3:31 | Stephanie | Tatum | Vancouver | 25 |
| Terry | Lewis | North Vancouver | 25 | |
| 1:45 | Ean | Jackson | North Vancouver | 15 |
| 1:45 | Bob | Taylor | 15 | |
| 1:15 | Natascha | Berntsen | 12 | |
| 1:03 | Catherine | Harrison | Vancouver | 10 |
| 1:03 | Kevin | Harrison | Vancouver | 10 |

The 11th annual Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50 will go down in the record book as ‘the year of the big snow'. While most folks don't consider 10cm (4") of snow a 'dump', it's a lot for Vancouver and its not good news for the palm trees we pass by during the Vancouver Fat Ass 50 run.
The Californians didn't show. The person who registered from Tennessee was also nowhere to be seen. At least one person rolled out of a taxi straight from a New Years eve celebration. Ted from CTV was out with a camera crew to document the freak show for the evening news. More than half of the 64 runners from British Columbia and across Canada who did show up to kick the new year off with a little run and a dip in the Pacific were out for the first time. Gottfried in particular (see photos) hoped to shed a few pounds.
The event became affiliated with Club Fat Ass this year. In keeping with the guidelines for environmental-friendliness, there was no special course marking to assist runners through the tricky trails of Pacific Spirit and Stanley Park. Picture 60-odd people wearing numbers from their favorite race, laughing and falling over one another as they slide around icy corners while consulting written course directions. Most participants agreed to 'run friendly' for the first 20 minutes or so and got to know one another before finding their pace.
As the sun rose in the morning sky, the snowy mountains surrounding the city seemed close enough to touch. Fun run or not, Jim Swadling, Randy Hunter, Dom Repta, Dave Cressman, Andy Nicol, Matt Sessions, John McCrank and Scott Riddell were pushing an aggressive pace by the Burrard Street bridge at 10k. Ann Taylor, Ellie Greenwood and Catherine Yoell led the 21-strong women's field. Meanwhile, Gottfried showed the first signs of chafing.
Apart from the snow, the high point of this years event was the truly opulent buffet Mark Shorter offered at his beachfront aid station around 17k. There must have been a dozen varieties of sport drinks, bars and gels as well as real food ranging from chocolate brownies to bagels to chocolate and gummy bears. Our heartfelt thanks to Mark, a top finisher in 2002, and Keith Nichol of North Shore Athletics, for insuring that any New Years resolutions to loose weight would have to wait until another day.
John McCrank finished first overall and completed his first ultramarathon in 4:42. In keeping with Vancouver Fat Ass 50 tradition he kissed the fire hydrant and cooled off in the ocean. First woman to finish and 6th overall in 5:21 was Ann Taylor. After winning her age group in every distance running and snowshoe series in British Columbia in 2003, Ann was off to a great start to 2004. It was a bit surprising that, in one of the cooler years for the Vancouver Fat Ass 50, most finishers found the courage to jog down to the ocean for a quick dip before hitting the showers.
The post-event get-together at the Cactus Club Cafe went smoothly, despite the fact that we threatened to take over the place. Mark Shorter received a standing ovation for the best aid station in the history of the event. Mark and Cactus Club Manager Jason handed out prizes for the most lost (?...about 2km), the best bonk (2001 winner Randy Hunter who planned to go 25k, but changed his mind half way), the farthest traveled (sorry, Fred, ‘had to be present to win...and John, you're a BC boy even if you do live in London, Ontario), longest in the water (2.5 minutes. How's the shrinkage, ?) Finally, Fat Asses, friends and family in attendance voted hands down that Gottfried Grosser should win the fattest ass recognition for sporting the biggest buns and enduring the most chafing. How's it feel to be a poster boy, Gottfried?
Congrats to all participants and may 2004 bring you good health, happiness and prosperity.
Ean “Dho! Left My Water Bottle in the Truck” Jackson